what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Banned from zoo.
Again?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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