what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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