Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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