a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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