I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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