: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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