I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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