yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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