Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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