Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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