is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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