is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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