why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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