She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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