For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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