dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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