If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
