But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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