bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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