She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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