question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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