hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
