did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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