I hate all girls vehemently.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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