Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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