There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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