Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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