i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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