Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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