My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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