Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she smelled like a LAN party
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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