You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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