I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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