No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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