Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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