You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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