I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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