If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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