Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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