I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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