Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Two words: nipple clamps
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