I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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