I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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