Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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