She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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