no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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