OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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