...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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