oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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