i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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