nut hugger
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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