I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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