Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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