did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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