clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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