It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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