There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I supernannyed him into submission
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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