Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(517): View more from Michigan

He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters

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(503): View more from Oregon

He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?

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(940): View more from Texas

Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?

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(616): View more from Michigan

You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off

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(989): View more from Michigan

She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.

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