I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
