she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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